🎖️ US Army Recruiting: Be All You Never Were

The US Army is recruiting!
→ Be all you never were ←

Pete, after absolutely not drinking vodka, did approve the new thought-killing machine recruiting standards.

Stolen valor comes to mind. Also the desire to mock General Bone Spurs relentlessly. Like we have no other problems. Here is the US Army recruiting video: Be all you never were, Bone Spurs edition.