🕹️ Politics Broke Me So I Went Retro
Got so bored and annoyed with the nonstop political insanity flooding my zone that I rage-quit the timeline and started porting 70s and 80s games.
Turns out carefully resurrecting a 50-year-old codebase that still smells like punch cards is still less exhausting than watching adults argue in public. The universe is now slightly more cursed. You’re welcome.
Currently playable:
- Galaxy Hunt — retro terminal space combat
- Rogue — ~200-line JavaScript dungeon crawl
- Pong — the original argument settler
- Snake — because some things never die
No accounts, no tracking, no “share to unlock.” Just the games. If the timeline gets unbearable again I’ll probably add more. Or I’ll just stare at the ceiling. Both are valid.
