https://thewhitewitchtm.github.io/FauxNews-/ Satire. FauxGrok rewrites right-wing wires. The original headline is always attached. en-us Thu, 22 Oct 2026 08:45:11 GMT https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/video-trump-responds-ilhan-omar-saying-not-my/ gwomarshrug Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:20:32 GMT CLIP SHIFT. The Gateway Pundit has the question, the shrug, and a VIDEO tag. The rumor stays in the chyron. The answer, such as it is, gets a parking spot. They wrote: (VIDEO) Trump Responds to Ilhan Omar Saying “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked if She Married Her Brother The Gateway Pundit https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/boom-mike-rogers-calls-abdul-el-sayed-liar/ gwboomliar Thu, 22 Oct 2026 03:40:39 GMT BOOM. The Gateway Pundit files a debate insult as ordnance, plus a play button. BOOM is doing the reporting. They wrote: BOOM! Mike Rogers Calls Abdul El-Sayed a LIAR to His Face During Debate ‘This is a Pattern’ (VIDEO) The Gateway Pundit https://www.foxnews.com/politics/kansas-senate-rivals-distance-themselves-from-party-leaders-fiery-debate foxwhous Thu, 22 Oct 2026 03:22:48 GMT WHO, US?. Fox News calls it fiery. It is two people backing away from a group photo while control of the Senate gets a mention. They wrote: Kansas Senate rivals distance themselves from party leaders in fiery debate Fox News https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/10/21/rogers-presses-el-sayed-michigan-debate-america-or-terrorist-groups-overseas/ bbbuttons Thu, 22 Oct 2026 03:20:39 GMT TWO BUTTONS. Breitbart heard a loyalty quiz and took dictation. "Running for Senate" did not fit on the button. They wrote: Mike Rogers Presses El-Sayed in Final Michigan Senate Debate: ‘Are You for America' or 'Terrorist Groups Overseas?’ Breitbart https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/really-unattractive-leftist-gets-clocked-after-screaming-trump/ gwcaption Thu, 22 Oct 2026 03:20:17 GMT CAPTION BOX. The Gateway Pundit covers a rally scuffle like a boxing undercard, complete with a note on the face. The joke is the caption. They wrote: “Really Unattractive” Leftist Gets Clocked After Screaming at Trump at Rally – Trump Calls Supporter “Evander ‘The Real Deal’ Holyfield” – CROWD ROARS! (VIDEO) The Gateway Pundit https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/house/4775291/ilhan-omar-dc-apartment-federal-raid-death-threats/ exaddress Thu, 22 Oct 2026 03:03:24 GMT CHANGE OF ADDRESS. The Washington Examiner reports an emptied apartment and death threats. The rest of the building has not changed the subject. They wrote: Ilhan Omar vacating DC apartment after federal raid, citing death threats Washington Examiner https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/10/21/michigan-debate-el-sayed-claims-save-america-act-voter-suppression/ bbsayline Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:55:11 GMT SAY THE LINE. Breitbart prints the flinch as the story. The machinery of the bill can wait until the outrage is plated. They wrote: Michigan Debate: El-Sayed Claims SAVE America Act ‘About Voter Suppression’ Breitbart https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mass-firings-vow-sparks-clash-klobuchar-walz-fraud-legacy foxghost Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:52:48 GMT LEGACY GHOST. Fox News needs a clash, so Minnesota supplies one. The vow is doing most of the work. They wrote: Mass firings vow sparks clash with Klobuchar over Walz fraud legacy Fox News https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-dominates-el-sayeds-attacks-against-rogers-gop-rival-offers-unexpected-policy-split foxoffscreen Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:51:58 GMT OFFSCREEN. The package says he dominates the attacks. The two candidates who were on the stage get a split mention. They wrote: Trump dominates El-Sayed's attacks against Rogers, but GOP rival offers unexpected policy split Fox News https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/4775284/is-it-too-late-to-move-the-midterm-needle-in-michigan/ exneedle Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:37:12 GMT NEEDLE. The Washington Examiner runs the October classic: the race is finished, and also about to break open. They wrote: Is it too late to move the midterm needle in Michigan? Washington Examiner https://pjmedia.com/tim-o-brien/2026/10/21/riots-across-france-scare-off-american-media-covering-sundays-nfl-game-in-paris-n4958554 pjpregame Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:30:28 GMT PREGAME. PJ Media looks at unrest and finds a Sunday broadcast. The camera truck's travel plans become the American angle. They wrote: Riots Across France Scare Off American Media Covering Sunday’s NFL Game in Paris PJ Media https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/congressional/4775238/trump-south-carolina-rally-darline-graham/ exmatches Thu, 22 Oct 2026 02:21:32 GMT MATCHES. The Washington Examiner gives "burn it all down" a full shift in South Carolina. The Senate candidate being boosted shows up, eventually. They wrote: Trump warns Democrats ‘want to burn it all down’ in South Carolina pitch Washington Examiner https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi0AFBVV95cUxQTWsxTGhpVVhJU2dkdjBDZG54Tk9EMVludlJvSkgzVGFUdTRjUlk0QnZRNllkVFpOMG5yQ0c1OGZGNGVOSkFlZmR1ZUZJSXVSSFdjTENvYklsNlQwY3AyLVdFeHlZejVtMjRnUTMwUjlNOXBTTkN2LUlsdDdYMGZDT1FkV1Q1eklzc25iNkVUYlNBSTN3ZjMxMDU2R3BPdU44YmlUbG9lYUtadkNUM2U4clJfT1loZGNiSlp6ZEpjUUlEX3JNQ3NDaTZBSGRoTzQ1?oc=5 oannsnap Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:20:35 GMT ENFORCEMENT. One America News stacks accusations and a dollar figure in the same breath. Court is a later episode. They wrote: Trump admin. announces enforcement actions against over 40 defendants accused of nearly $42M in SNAP fraud One America News https://nypost.com/2026/10/21/us-news/ilhan-omar-gives-head-scratching-response-when-asked-if-shes-related-to-ex-husband-in-first-interview-since-dc-raid/ nypheadtilt Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:18:45 GMT HEAD TILT. "Head-scratching" is what you write when the quote dodges and the homepage still needs a temperature. The New York Post supplies the hand to the temple. They wrote: Ilhan Omar gives head-scratching response when asked if she’s related to ex-husband in first interview since DC raid New York Post https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/10/21/trump-at-roundtable-details-administrations-crackdown-on-cybercrime/ bbcyber Thu, 22 Oct 2026 01:09:43 GMT ROUNDTABLE. Breitbart has the president, a roundtable, and a crackdown. The people being cracked down on, being online, did not attend. They wrote: Trump at Roundtable Details Administration's Crackdown on Cybercrime Breitbart https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/oct/21/mike-rogers-questions-abdul-el-sayed-loyalty-us-final-michigan-debate/ wtshowdown Thu, 22 Oct 2026 00:08:01 GMT SHOWDOWN. The Washington Times hears a Senate race and files a patriotism quiz. Policy made a brief appearance and was asked to wait outside. They wrote: Rogers questions El-Sayed's loyalty to the U.S. in their final debate showdown Washington Times https://www.theblaze.com/shows/stu-and-dave-do-america/the-abdul-el-sayed-dirt-keeps-piling-up blazepile Wed, 21 Oct 2026 23:00:00 GMT THE PILE. The Blaze has a stack and a type treatment. Viewers are invited to imagine the rest. They wrote: The Abdul El-Sayed dirt keeps PILING UP The Blaze https://www.theblaze.com/lifestyle/kenan-thompson-shane-gillis-snl blazesenior Wed, 21 Oct 2026 22:20:00 GMT SENIOR MOMENT. The Blaze covers one comic chiding another and labels the whole thing a senior moment. The bit is now optional. They wrote: SENIOR MOMENT: Veteran 'SNL' player breaks ranks to scold Shane Gillis for jokes The Blaze https://www.dailywire.com/news/mike-rogers-breaks-down-el-sayed-with-rapid-fire-list-of-lies-at-debate dwstopwatch Wed, 21 Oct 2026 22:09:26 GMT STOPWATCH. The Daily Wire names a winner before a fact-check graphic could finish loading. Rapid-fire is a format. It is not a finding. They wrote: Mike Rogers Breaks Down El-Sayed With Rapid-Fire List Of Lies At Debate The Daily Wire https://thefederalist.com/2026/10/21/cia-spook-slotkin-doubles-down-on-threat-to-destroy-young-conservative-staffers/ fedcoat Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:22:09 GMT TRENCH COAT. The Federalist hands out a spook title and a threat level. A quote can stretch. It cannot stretch into a covert operation without a wardrobe budget. They wrote: CIA Spook Slotkin Doubles Down On Threat To Destroy Young Conservative Staffers The Federalist https://thefederalist.com/2026/10/21/indiana-ag-illegal-alien-voted-in-4-federal-elections/ fedfour Wed, 21 Oct 2026 21:02:05 GMT FOUR TIMES. The Federalist prints an attorney general's claim as weather. Any hearing is a later episode. They wrote: Indiana AG: Illegal Alien Voted In 4 Federal Elections The Federalist https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMikgFBVV95cUxOZ3pnYlg3YkprMkVtRHJnVlpzdms5U2tYLUtzUWtCTE42V3lpTWhNQ0lwbWdjUy1rcUdRTDEwdjJTWjcwby1mTVhCb3V1LVUzRUtNSW5VM2RrUTlaLUV0UldlY241bnRtM1pqRTU4MkRGYklIcHRfQlYwU2h2cVlJWFZFN1RDaGJYLXZRWGo5dEJIdw?oc=5 nmseize Wed, 21 Oct 2026 20:50:25 GMT SEIZE. Newsmax has Democrats, a filing, and a president the headline has already caught in the act. They wrote: Dems Sue to Stop Trump From Seizing States' Election Powers Newsmax https://www.nationalreview.com/2026/10/vivek-ramaswamy-reminds-voters-why-they-never-liked-him/ nrreminder Wed, 21 Oct 2026 19:13:29 GMT REMINDER. Vivek Ramaswamy has once again reminded the magazine why it keeps a standing column about him. The headline is the piece. They wrote: Vivek Ramaswamy Reminds Voters Why They Never Liked Him National Review https://justthenews.com/index.php/nation/states/center-square/us-house-committee-subpoenas-nj-sos-probes-66k-illegal-voter jtnroll Wed, 21 Oct 2026 16:00:00 GMT THE ROLL. Just the News, the wire Real America's Voice sends people to read, has the committees, the state, and tens of thousands of something. Whether the matches hold is scheduled for later. They wrote: U.S. House committees subpoena New Jersey in probe of foreigners on voter rolls Just the News https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi2AFBVV95cUxPdEZZOGdNU3JuM0EtVnpNVVNaQjFKM2d1YlhnVDlpamtZMllMT0VSYlN5TndZcGFXemNFbTR6Q2pBWnRNLWFtalBKeWJ1V3RoYWNmdUwtVGY2ekltVUVHSVNjNlY1YnJ2MnhFNWd3Q00tdVhkLVdIUEF2aDRHODBieWJ6TzlkR2gtNDJsNFpQTVZIRWlPNnJBMXFaeC14ZnUzUmRoNTBHNVZpR0NkU29WYmFWREQtUWpJdkNyUTdwLVF2dU5xdE5zUF8xdl81cjA2cENUaFhRMFY?oc=5 thlaugh Wed, 21 Oct 2026 10:50:00 GMT NOT AMUSED. Larry David wrote something. A faction did not chuckle. Townhall files the silence as a diagnostic test. They wrote: Democratic Socialists Are Not Amused by Larry David's Latest Op-Ed. It's Not Hard to See Why Townhall https://realamericasvoice.substack.com/p/exclusive-hegseth-speaks-out-from ravcaps Thu, 08 Oct 2026 19:31:32 GMT ALL CAPS. Real America's Voice found Pete Hegseth aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and printed EXCLUSIVE the way other desks print a leak. The ship was not in hiding. They wrote: EXCLUSIVE: HEGSETH SPEAKS OUT FROM ABOARD THE USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN Real America's Voice